Got Candy…

BOO…hoo… I miss dressing up on Halloween. First and foremost, there is the candy. Legitimate fact…you don’t gain weight when consuming massive amounts of Halloween candy dressed in a costume…you are already humiliated as an adult so the candy is caloric and guilt free compensation. And then there is the guilty pleasure of sneaking into […]

Invest In Your Future…

I journeyed to Connecticut recently. Usually my sole mission is to visit with my mother, but it was time to check in with my financial advisor, Jim Iannazzo, at Merrill Lynch. I dressed as if I had money…always need to make a good impression even if it is a false affirmation. I always wear pants […]

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Mixing Metaphors…

Retail Therapy Thursday. I like shopping when it is stress free and I am not looking for any item in particular. I also love to mix metaphors and combine basics with exceptional accessories. Nowadays, I focus more on shoes, bags, jewelry, hats and do not spend a fortune on clothing. You can find great basic […]